"Hi...you seem like tourists, why are you here, what do you know about Amsterdam?"
"Amsterdam..sure, you can get laid here very easily in the red light district, they pass out free joints on the street and they have a yearly gay parade here caurse Amsterdam always seemed to be the gay capital city in the world, next to San Fagcisco".
"Ohw the Red Light district is already in the process of being shut down? Well I guess the gay parade will be the only main event to promote this city in the future then.."
"Ajax? Is that the local soccerclub here? Oh yes I saw some shirts with that name hanging in the shops, but nobody's buying them. When was the last time they were champion? Or won some European Cup? How many years ago? Ohw well, that's probably why CNN sports don't pay much attention about them for the last decade or so"
